How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Turkey Balls

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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My jeans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Anti Joke

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