no rasist joks

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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