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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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