Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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one morning i turned on my tv

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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