- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

whats black? the colour

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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