what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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