- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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