Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Anti Joke

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