Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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