How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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