Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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