Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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j.p. is dumb

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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