- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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