- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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