Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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