- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Are you black? Kill yourself.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??