- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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