THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A penis walks into a bar..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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