what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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black chicken. kfc

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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