What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What is life? Paul.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Andoni was here

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