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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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