- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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