- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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