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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

guess what? bannanas

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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