Gay rights.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Barack Obama.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Refridgerator.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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