- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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