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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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