Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

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