Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Sex

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

SHUT UP JP

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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