What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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