When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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