Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

This is an anti-joke.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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