Seriosly. too much sex again?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Beka has AIDS

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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