- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??