- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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