- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Smeg...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

David Cameron

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

steven hawking walks into a bar

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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