- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

your mum

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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