- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Good job, son.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

someone called someone else a frog

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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