Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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