- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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