- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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