How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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