Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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