- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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