- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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