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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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