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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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