Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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