- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Vagina cream... end of story

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

One, two, three, four and five

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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