- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

who is really lanky? james cornish

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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