What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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