Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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