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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

I will create more jobs for americans

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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