I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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