A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

tea with milk?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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