- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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