Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A guy walks into a bar

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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