what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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