How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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women's rights.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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