A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A whole 'nother.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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