Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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