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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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