- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Women's Rights..

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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