Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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karn chevalier

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A young baby died.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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