a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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