If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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black people swimming

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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