Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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