Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Penis

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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