- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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kennah campion... being nice

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