2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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