9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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