A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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