- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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