- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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