- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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