- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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