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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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