- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

One, two, three, four and five

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why are white people white? I don't know

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

where's mom I killed her

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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