What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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