- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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