- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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