- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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