What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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