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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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