What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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