- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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