I work at jcpenny

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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