- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

where's mom I killed her

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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