Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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