You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Knock knock.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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