- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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