- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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