- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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