- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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