why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Anti Joke

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