- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Neither did she.

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