- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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