What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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