- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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