Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Knock knock.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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