A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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