- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

quantum physics?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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