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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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