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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

._____________________. Whale!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

The duck didn't cross the road.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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