- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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