- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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