Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's blue? The sky.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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