- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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