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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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