- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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