- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Chlamydia

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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