what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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rarw

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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