- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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