Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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