Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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no.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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