Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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dat shoe shine tho

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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