- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Your mam is so fat.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Vagina cream... end of story

The child was fired from his job.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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