If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I have an idea! You leave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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