- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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