- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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