- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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