- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Brain fart

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