- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Chris is hairy

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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