Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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