It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Atheism

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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haha

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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