Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the new green? Green

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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