- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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