- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

a blind man walks into a wall

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

womens rights

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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