- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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