Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

antonio has a penis head.lol

Yo mama so fat.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Today is March 22.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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