What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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