- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How old is victor? Half past dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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