Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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