- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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