A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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