Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

a man makes a bad joke

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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