- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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