What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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