if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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