What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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black people swimming

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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