your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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women's rights.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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guess what what ...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

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