- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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