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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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