color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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