- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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