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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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