- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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