What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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