A young baby died.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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the WNBA.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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