CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Do you play piano? No

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What's just not right? Left

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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