- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

I wrote a funny joke.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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