- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Dwarf Shortage

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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