I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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