- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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