What's just not right? Left

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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