- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A cat playing laser tag.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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