- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

call me maybe.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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