How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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