What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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