why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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