What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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