- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Dwight Howard

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??