- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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