- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

hola said the chinese man

Your mam is so fat.

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