- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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