- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Good job, son.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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