- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.