- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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