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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's brown and sticky A stick

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

bangers and mash?

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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