Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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