- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Who wants water? I do.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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