- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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