- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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