Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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woman's rights

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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