- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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