My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

The child was fired from his job.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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