- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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