Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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