why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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