- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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