- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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