- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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