What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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