- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

like if your cool

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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